I Almost Died Today

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I almost died today. I did something stupid on the spur of the moment and it almost resulted in my death.

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I feel completely dazed confused.

I almost died today. There is this gorgeous spanish boy i have a huge crush on over with the 4 square gang. I jumped up with my almost fractured tailbone and sprained arm and ran inside to my dad and mom who are physicians they called 911 and we got treated. Hi i m 14 years old and these details apply to the story i swear but we re 5 9 and 5 11 and i live in a city that is primarily people who microsoft brings from india so a lot of the people are new drivers and or are terrible drivers with hella nice cars so we re stopped at a cross walk and we look both ways and begin crossing and.

I took a bite and started chewing. I almost died today. Out of nowhere in a blink of an eye the water suddenly got much higher and my feet swept up from under me.

So i used my finger to try and pry it out. Today i almost died. I almost died today.

This is a story about how i almost died today. I am a freshman in highschool. I almost died today.

My brother broke 4 vertebrate. Never in my life have i been more scared. I m the strapping hero who gets shot in an armed robbery while defending a defenceless old woman.

I was in a flash flood. Http goo gl rne9ob check out my merc. Yes i am reposting this question.

Yes you read that right. I have always imagined my death. I thought maybe it was a hard piece of crust but i couldn t get it unstuck.

I was eating a very yummy pizza at a very popular restaurant. So i m playing 4 sqaure havin a good time and then boom one of the gym s lights exploded the light over my. My poles and my thunder thighs saved my life.

I love to play 4 square in that class. I almost died by and indian driving a porsche. I was driving into town when i saw something i was sure had blown off my husband s truck one of his scarecrow balloons he uses in our blueberry patch.

The scary thing is that we were inches away from a metal anvil that if we had fallen on it would ve died instantly and if the fall had been 28 feet rather than 24 the mortality rate is 50. The past few days in n djamena chad have been the worst days of my entire life and i ve had a miserable time here. I still haven t stopped shaking.

If you enjoyed this video check out more here. I stupidly wasn t paying attention while driving at a train intersection i drifted onto the train tracks without realizing the warning lights were flashing. I am the only girl who plays it along with a bunch of mexicans.

Almost died in the themepark today. Almost all the boulders were covered with water and there didn t seem like any easy area to go through. I nearly got run over by a train.

That s when i felt something stick to the roof of my mouth.

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